Archive for February, 2007

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School fees, part un

February 27, 2007

I fear I’m about to get into an argument. It will be my first, so I’m just all giddy with excitement.

On trash talk radio this afternoon, the president of Parents for Public Education, Dennis Locking, came on and talked about the school fees issue.

For all of you who mightn’t be familiar with how things work in Alberta, I’ll explicate a bit before we get into the issues involved (for there are many):

Public education is funded by the province, which allocates money to school boards in a manner which can only be described as bistromathematics; there is no rhyme, and very little reason to it. It’s not related to the educational portion of property taxes, it’s not based on any per-capita value, and it certainly isn’t based on anything resembling logic.

It does seem to sway with the whim of our provincial government, however.

School boards allocate their budget to individual schools largely on a per-capita basis, with bonuses for any coded (at risk) students. But from this lump sum (the core school budget) there are clawbacks. For example, schools are obliged to pay the board back for such things as technology support and excess teacher sick days.

Yep, you heard that right: if the school blows the sub budget, then the individual school is responsible for paying substitute teachers. This happened to us (my school) a few years ago. A teacher had a chronic health condition, which required one or two sick days a week, and which, for some reason, was not being covered by long term disability. Our school had to fork out for it.

The pool of money a school has to work with is called the decentralized budget, and it amounts to a hundred or two thousand dollars, depending on the size of the school.

From this, schools pay for lunch room supervisors (which they are required to hire by the board), office supplies, an admin secretary (or fraction thereof), the photocopier (or two or three), computers, textbooks, paper, repairs for little things, insurance premiums for big things (like vandalism), school desks, white board replacements, and a myriad of other little pidly things.

Trust me on this; $160 000 sounds like a lot, but doesn’t go far enough.

To supplement this, schools are authorized to collect supplementary fees from every student. For example, at junior high (which is where I’m currently teaching), these amount to:

  • Instructional Resource Fee – $105
  • Refundable Security Deposit – $50
  • Bus Fees – $145
  • Band Instrument Rental – $65
  • Lunch Activity Fee – $30

The $30 incidental fees charged by schools last year were eliminated this year.

Note that there is no “school supplies fee” or “photocopy fee”

The supplementary resource fee covers materials that teachers use on behalf of students. Things like food for the Foods CTS option, photocopying student materials, maintaining computers, trifolds for student presentations, poster board for other student presentations, and the like.

It’s not for student photocopy use (which is why we charge students for use of the photcopier) or pencils or notebooks.

The $50 caution fee gets refunded to students if their lockers have not been damaged, their locks were returned, and there’s not undue damage to textbooks.

There are many problems with this system of supplementary fees, not the least of which being that parents with two kids in school could be paying six or seven hundred dollars of fees in September.

That places an undue stress on parents, and makes teachers and schools out aqs being the bad guys in the equation.

The simple solution is not so simple. It’s two-fold, in fact. School boards need to fund schools properly. And to do that, the Province needs to fund school boards properly. Until they do that, it’s no use bitching to teachers.

You gets what you votes for.

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Bad Teacher?

February 12, 2007

My posts are signed “badteacher”.

I like to think that it’s along the lines of “bad lama”.

I actually think I’m a pretty good teacher. I’ve had kids come back to me a few years after the fact thanking me. One even told me she’d been accepted into the science program at university, which made her pretty happy.

And, of course, I know what I do. And how I do it.

But I’ll never win an award, that’s for sure. I guess I’m just too much a hard-ass. I tend to piss off teachers who do the grade creep thing, principals who are incompetent, and parents, when I suggest that their darlings are either lazy or simply not up to the task of academic work.

Anyhow, I’m not a bad teacher.

Having said that, you can reach me via email at badteachbad -at- gmail.com

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Cojones

February 4, 2007

Man, I wish I had the cojones to do this.

I’ve certainly had the opportunity to, and it looks like this: the school resource teacher (an admin position tasked with handling special needs students, amlong other things) comes to my class (interupting it) and asks me to fill out a six or eight page student assessment form.

See, little Dorothy isn’t doing so well. She’s lazy, but mom thinks she just needs a little love and understanding. Nothing that a little educational coding can’t help with.

Here’s what happened to IB a Math Teacher:

Screw you.

I know that a mother of a kid is upset that her kid isn’t doing as well in school as she thinks he can and needs an excuse to get extra help in college…

But, do you have to send me a form with nearly 200 questions on it to fill out to make your job easier? Have I ever asked for a survey from you so that I can “diagnose” his math abilities? Do you think that my caseload of 175 kids every day is less than yours, and I can set aside time to fill out this out? You have a secretary, why not send her to school with this kid and have her answer these questions?

And here’s what he did:

Here’s something you should consider…if you ever have to put a 63¢ stamp on the return envelope because the post office won’t deliver it with a 39¢ one, then don’t even bother asking. If I’m going to take the hour to do it, then I’m charging you what I think I’m worth for an extra hour after a ten hour day.

In the 39¢ envelope I’ve sent is a letter that explains my fee for the work…$75 for this information that you want. If you agree, please approve it, enclose a check, and I’ll get your form back to you by your return date so that you can diagnose this kid with something with my data for twice as much.

Now that takes balls. I’m pretty sure I’d get fired if I did that.